Cash in transit heist robber in kitchen with pot with masks in it. Corona warning sign behind him. One black woman to the other: “I told you, Karabo, these guys always have stock of masks.”...
Chef to assistant chef: “Cyril says things are looking up.” Assistant Chef: “Yes, but he didn’t say up to what.”
(Note: Many think SA’s future is up to dwang)
Chef planning party. Sign on wall says "Bafana Bafana unbeaten since Nov 2019" Chef says: “Finally something Corona helped us with.” (Note: Bafana haven’t played since Nov 2019, that is why they...
Chef with a sign above him that says KOTAS FOR SALE IN SOWETO.
White kid says: “I don’t want a Kota. I want a half.” (Kotas are popular sandwiches with chips in townships)
Corona school calendar on wall. Chef preparing sandwiches for school lunch box, turns to school kids.
Chef stirring soup pot. “I am sure this will taste better with some ground tobacco in it, or
has Aunty Zuma-Dlamini still banned that ingredient?”
Chef in kitchen to assistant chef: “What’s cooking?” Assistant chef: “Government is throwing another R21 billion into the bottomless SAA pot.”.
A DA and ANC supporter stick their heads around the office door and the DA supporter says: "Like some who applied for the CEO's job."
I am starting to lose faith now for this #Eskom situation. Unfixable. Lets sell it.
Do you want cheaper electricity with No More #LoadShedding, here is the recipe: "Eskom to be split into 3 different entities: generation, transmission and distribution"