Corona school calendar on wall. Chef preparing sandwiches for school lunch box, turns to school kids.
Chef stirring soup pot. “I am sure this will taste better with some ground tobacco in it, or
has Aunty Zuma-Dlamini still banned that ingredient?”
Chef in kitchen to assistant chef: “What’s cooking?” Assistant chef: “Government is throwing another R21 billion into the bottomless SAA pot.”.
A DA and ANC supporter stick their heads around the office door and the DA supporter says: "Like some who applied for the CEO's job."
I am starting to lose faith now for this #Eskom situation. Unfixable. Lets sell it.
Do you want cheaper electricity with No More #LoadShedding, here is the recipe: "Eskom to be split into 3 different entities: generation, transmission and distribution"
I figured out why we have recently #LoadShedding, because @PresJGZuma cut the power, so he doesn't need to go to court(cook, crook??) Haha.
Zuma says: "Steak Capture is Fake and Propaganda". While Guptas carry the steaks away. Do you believe him?